Cthulu Beard Oil

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  • Regular price $ 17.00

This beard oil is made with our signature blend of jojoba oil, meadowfoam oil, and almond oil. These oils, blended in the perfect proportion, hydrate beard hair like no other blend. Our oil relieves dry skin under the beard and prevent dandruff caused by it, keeps the hair moist and shiny, and improves the overall look and feel of your beard.

Cthulu is a Great Old One. An ancient, cosmic deity. He possesses immeasurable power. His true nature is so incomprehensible to the lowly human mind that a single glance at his form renders the viewer hopelessly mad. He's also rad as heck, and we could not go another moment without devoting a scent to him. There may have been a cosmic contract and a blood signature involved. We don't remember. He has that effect on people.

We chose a scent that we felt was appropriately mysterious. We wanted something that smelled ancient. With a blend of immortelle and fossilized amber (really) we were able to come up with the perfect blend. The scent is subtle, musky and ozonic. Like the smell of the temples of R'lyeh. Not that we've been. Wink.


  • Our unique blend of almond, jojoba, and meadowfoam oils nourishes your beard and facial skin like no oil you've used before.
  • This beard oil softens your beard and adds luster (without making you glow).
  • Helps prevent dry, itchy skin under your beard.
  • Promotes healthy beard growth with oils high in vitamin E.
  • Contains tea tree oil, widely regarded to be useful as an antiseptic.*
  • Ingredients: prunus dulcis oil, simmondsia chinesis oil, limnanthes alba oil, melaleuca alternifolia (tea tree) oil, citrus paradisi (grapefruit) oil, lavandula angustifoium (lavender) oil, fragrance

*Any statements about essential oils have not been evaluated by the FDA.