MONSTER Hair Conditioner

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  • Regular price $ 8.00

After you've finished the cleansing ritual with our MONSTER Hair Shampoo, you'll want to work a little conditioner through that nice clean mane of yours. It gives that wolf fur of yours a nice finish; conditions, softens, and makes it play nice with a brush or comb.

This hair conditioner was created by our most skilled mad scientists. The madmen filled it with silk proteins, hair-healthy vitamin b5, and the ultra-hydrating MONSTER JAM blend (the Jojoba, Almond, and Meadowfoam oils that make up our signature beard oil). Absolute lunacy, I tell you.

Currently available in 8 oz. bottles.


  • Ghostly Pirate - Sweet spiced blood orange and warm vanilla rum
  • Jack the Ripper - Lavender and vanilla
  • Viking - Vetiver, cedar, bergamot
  • Witch Doctor - Tropical lime, coconut, orange, and vanilla

Directions: Wash your hair first. Obviously, we recommend MONSTER Hair  Shampoo (they do seriously work well together - I mean, they're made to complement each other). Once that's done, work a dime-sized portion of conditioner (more if you've got a longer or thicker mane) into your hair. Focus on the ends of your hair, cause that's where the drying, breaking, and tangling happens most. This is to help fix that. So that's where you want it. Let it sit for a half a minute or so, then rinse it out thoroughly.

Ingredients: aqua, behentrimonium methosulfate, Monster JAM (sweet almond oil, jojoba oil, meadowfoam seed oil), cetyl alcohol, glycerine, phenoxyethanol, silk amino acids (silk amino acids, sunflower oil), pathenol (vitamin B5), fragrance, guar gum

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