MONSTER Hair Shampoo

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  • Regular price $ 8.00

We knew to make a hair shampoo, not just anything would do. We needed a shampoo that would clean, hydrate, and volumize even the fur of the most feral werewolf the morning after a full moon. After several lunar cycles of formulating and testing, we managed to come up with it. We threw the wolfman in the tub, scrubbed him down, and he came out sparkling.

If it works for him, it'll work for you.

The non-sulfate cleansing agents in our shampoo gently clean hair and scalp without harsh drying. The presence of our trademark MONSTER JAM - our original beard oil blend of Jojoba, Almond, and Meadowfoam oils - as well as a specially treated guar gum - means good conditioning in addition to that wicked clean. On top of that we toss in a dose of vitamin B5 to keep your mane healthy. Add to that our signature MONSTER fragrances, and you've got a shampoo unlike anything you'll find on the grocery store shelf.

Even monsters have to get clean. You might as well do it in style.

Currently available in 8 oz. bottles.


  • Ghostly Pirate - Sweet spiced blood orange and warm vanilla rum
  • Jack the Ripper - Lavender and vanilla
  • Viking - Vetiver, cedar, bergamot
  • Witch Doctor - Tropical lime, coconut, orange, and vanilla

Directions: You know how to wash your hair. If this is your first time, then welcome to the party, I guess! You squeeze the desired amount of shampoo into the palm of your hand (usually about a nickel-sized portion) and lather it into wet hair. Then you rinse it out. Nice and clean now, right? Now if you follow it up with some MONSTER Hair Conditioner, you're going to feel like a million bucks. Highly recommend it.

Ingredients: aqua, alpha olefin sulfonate, cocamidopropyl betaine, decyl glucoside, glycol stearate, panthenol, Monster JAM (sweet almond oil, jojoba oil, meadowfoam seed oil), guar gum, phenoxyethanol, fragrance, polysorbate 80