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July is the second month of our three-month event Resurrection Summer. Three fragrances from ages past that were retired are coming back for one month each, giving you an opportunity to try oils you either never tried, or haven't tried in years. This month's fragrance might be our most requested retired scent: Four Horsemen. This was one of our premium oils for a couple of years. It's scent is coffee, tobacco, leather, & musk. The process of infusing coffee and tobacco with the oil is far more involved than our other fragrances (which use essential oils and resins, which easily...

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We wanted to do something different this summer. It was Lori's idea, to give credit where it's due. She handles a lot of the e-mail, and mentioned that there are certain old fragrances that people keep asking about. This summer, the idea went, we should bring one fragrance back all three months - June, July, and August. Let the Monsters who have been with us for years take a trip down memory lane. Let the people who have joined us since try some of the fragrances they missed. To keep things fresh, and to keep our creative juices flowing (something...

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MONSTER Shampoo works by blending anionic, amphoteric, and nonionic surfactants with hair and skin healthy oils to clean and moisturize your hair. Er . . . that might require a little more explanation. Shampoo Basics: Head Purification 101 Surfactants: Surface Active Agents of CHAOS Shampoo is made up chiefly of water and surfactants (or surface active agents). A surfactant is a chemical compound that reduces the surface tension between two liquids. Their molecules have a polar head and a non-polar tail, allowing them to bond simultaneously to polar (like water) and non-polar (like oil) molecules. Your body secretes a kind...

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What does lotion do? What's it made of? And how does the fact that your entire body is sheathed in zombie flesh factor into your skincare routine? Find out all of this and more in this riveting article about LOTION.

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Details on the 4/20 sale for 2019. All weekend this year!

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