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We wanted to do something different this summer. It was Lori's idea, to give credit where it's due. She handles a lot of the e-mail, and mentioned that there are certain old fragrances that people keep asking about. This summer, the idea went, we should bring one fragrance back all three months - June, July, and August. Let the Monsters who have been with us for years take a trip down memory lane. Let the people who have joined us since try some of the fragrances they missed. To keep things fresh, and to keep our creative juices flowing (something...

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MONSTER Shampoo works by blending anionic, amphoteric, and nonionic surfactants with hair and skin healthy oils to clean and moisturize your hair. Er . . . that might require a little more explanation. Shampoo Basics: Head Purification 101 Surfactants: Surface Active Agents of CHAOS Shampoo is made up chiefly of water and surfactants (or surface active agents). A surfactant is a chemical compound that reduces the surface tension between two liquids. Their molecules have a polar head and a non-polar tail, allowing them to bond simultaneously to polar (like water) and non-polar (like oil) molecules. Your body secretes a kind...

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What does lotion do? What's it made of? And how does the fact that your entire body is sheathed in zombie flesh factor into your skincare routine? Find out all of this and more in this riveting article about LOTION.

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Details on the 4/20 sale for 2019. All weekend this year!

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Our little company has gone through a lot of changes this year. Each year we like to review some of those changes. There's no real reason for it. It's fun for us, and if you're a follower of ours, then maybe it's fun for you, too. Changes The two biggest, most obvious changes we underwent this year were our website and our name. We adopted a new name - now MONSTER, dropping the "Beard" from the old name - and designed a new site around it. The reason for the name change has a lot to do with some of...

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