Order of Monsters Sinister Stash
The Order of Monsters Sinister Stash Subscription Box

Order of Monsters Sinister Stash

Regular price $ 50.00

Note: Subscription is charged monthly. Subscriptions ship on the first of the month.

November 2020: The Scare-ista!

It's getting cold out, and nothing warms our undead bodies like a nice hot coffee. It's invigorating! And we're going to bring that feeling to you this month with a coffee-scented line of beard grooming products. But that's not all!

In addition, you'll be getting a wicked MONSTER bracelet, and a sample of a beard soap we'll be bringing to market in the near future.

But to really help warm you up, in keeping with the theme of this month's box, we're tossing in a 4 oz. bag of Bones Coffee Company's Smorey Time flavor coffee. It will knock your socks off, my monster dudes.

So here's the official list of contents:

  • 2 oz. of Beard Oil
  • 2 oz. of Beard Balm
  • 4 oz. of Beard Wash
  • 4 oz. of Beard Conditioner
  • Black silicone MONSTER bracelet
  • Beard soap sample
  • 4 oz. Bones Coffee

Your first Stash will include the official Order of Monsters t-shirt as a bonus.

When you subscribe to the Sinister Stash, you're not just buying a badass array of exclusive MONSTER products for your flesh and mane. You're becoming a part of the Order of Monsters. The Order is dedicated to making the world a better place through charitable acts and donations, focusing on women, children, and vulnerable people such as veterans and the differently-abled. A portion of the profit from sales of the Sinister Stash will be dedicated to those causes.

November's Charity: Patriot Guard Riders

The Sinister Stash is not just a subscription box. It's an opportunity for us to bring you creative, fresh products every month that we don't necessarily want to add to the regular line-up of MONSTER products. These are exclusive products that won't be available to non-subscribers. Check out the video below for a more complete explanation.

Orders placed by the 29th of the month (or the 27th of February) will receive the upcoming month's box. If you order after the 29th, your first box will be the following month.

November 2020 Stash:

On the Order of Monsters

Beard Balm Ingredients: Water, local beeswax, unrefined natural shea butter, emulsifying wax, pure coconut oil, almond oil, jojoba oil, meadowfoam oil, vegetable glycerine, fragrance, melaleuca alternifolia (tea tree) oil, citrus paradisi (grapefruit) oil, lavandula angustifoium (lavender) oil

Beard Oil Ingredients: Sweet almond oil, jojoba oil, meadowfoam seed oil, fragrance (varies by scent), tea tree oil, lavender oil, grapefruit oil

Beard Wash Ingredients: Water, coco betaine, alpha olefin sulfonate, vegetable glycerin, PEG-150 distearate, sweet almond oil, jojoba oil, meadowfoam seed oil, fragrance, panthenol, phenoxyethanol, activated charcoal powder

Beard Conditioner Ingredients (Original): Water, behentrimonium methosulfate, vegetable glycerin, shea butter, almond oil, meadowfoam seed oil, jojoba oil, silk protein, panthenol, fragrance, phenoxyethanol, citric acid